who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
I guess we know who didn’t invent sex
sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
i love you
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie